"They're just two grownups licking each other's wounds!"

Coming home at 1: like coming home at 11, but with less sleep and uglier mornings.

Ladies: guys talk about you, in groups. It happens rarely but is taken seriously. We do not talk about your hair, your personality, or your behavior beyond how much they confuse and mislead us. Far more interesting to other guys is our feelings about you and whether we're going to do something about them.
I just thought any ladies in the audience might be curious about that. Guys, stop me if I'm giving away any secrets.

It felt good to get out of the house tonight but I have this nagging feeling that I'm going to regret it... mabye I'll go into work late on Tuesday or something. Doing homework all weekend sucks and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. My life needs more summer right now... 3 weeks and counting,