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intjonathan ([personal profile] intjonathan) wrote2003-03-17 10:43 pm

48 hours

PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS (AP) Washington DC 4:00 PM (EST),
President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.

The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq. We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include:
- 24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
- 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
- 15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division
- More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"
- Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections
- A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities.
- A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
- United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
- An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other:
- Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways"
- MOAB and Daisy-Cutter bunker access devices
- Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.
The President stated: "With these additional resources, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks (not months -- not years)."

huh?

[identity profile] xbrycebonesx.livejournal.com 2003-03-17 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get it...

where did you find this?

[identity profile] fieria.livejournal.com 2003-03-17 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Some sort of strange "coincidence" that Bush should chose to make his announcement on the beer-drinker's holiday, don't you think? I shan't pursue that further, but it makes me wonder quite a few things....

[identity profile] popstarkiller.livejournal.com 2003-03-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
He didn't choose the speech on St. Patti's day. The agreement was that the deadline was on the 18th. Today is the 17th... do you think that he would make a speech the day of?

[identity profile] bornofthesun.livejournal.com 2003-03-18 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Damn you Jon, I was gonna post this! You beat me to it!

Bryce, how can you not 'get' this? Its a joke...get it?

[identity profile] xbrycebonesx.livejournal.com 2003-03-18 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
of course I "get" it I just don't GET it. ah, nevermind.