laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank

[intjonathan]

Just finished Rushmore, and as Graham once so eloquently put it, damn.

Well, this is good:
Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 11:27:46 -0700
From: Barbara Elias <katnmouzer@s...>
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To: Jonathan Owens <jonathan@>
Subject: Re: Resume
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Jon....how about starting on Thursday at 9:00 a.m.? We can talk about
hrs again when you come. I will have the usual papers to fill out so
bring your driver's license and another piece of ID, preferably SS
card. We also did not discuss starting wage. I would like to start you
at minimum wage until I return from CA on August 6th...then we can talk
again and see if you like the job and how you are doing. I feel you
have a lot of potential, if you don't get bored, and can really be a big
help to me. If this is the case, I will definitely increase your wages
accordingly. See you on Thursday, 7/26, at 9:00 a.m. Barbara

Gotta love that minimum wage. A whole 3 hours a day, too. Whoop. It's hard to get excited but geez, it's the job I've been looking for. I guess I was hoping it would pay more. On the plus side, I'll have more hours a day to screw off than I'll know what to do with. EMP, here I come!

I promised I'd get photos, be prepared.

This is a picture of me:


This is what my family thinks I look like:


Of course, if that's me, then this is my sister:


I hope you all have been duly frightened.

Comments

sexy boy...

[inmyownright.livejournal.com]

whoa baby.... are you sure you want to be putting yourself out there on the web like that?? girls are gonna be hitting on you from all over the place... wait!! dude!! thats a good thing.. am I psycho or what?? more baby more...