laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank

Just finished Rushmore, and as Graham once so eloquently put it, damn.

Well, this is good:
Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 11:27:46 -0700
From: Barbara Elias <katnmouzer@s...>
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To: Jonathan Owens <jonathan@>
Subject: Re: Resume
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Jon....how about starting on Thursday at 9:00 a.m.? We can talk about
hrs again when you come. I will have the usual papers to fill out so
bring your driver's license and another piece of ID, preferably SS
card. We also did not discuss starting wage. I would like to start you
at minimum wage until I return from CA on August 6th...then we can talk
again and see if you like the job and how you are doing. I feel you
have a lot of potential, if you don't get bored, and can really be a big
help to me. If this is the case, I will definitely increase your wages
accordingly. See you on Thursday, 7/26, at 9:00 a.m. Barbara

Gotta love that minimum wage. A whole 3 hours a day, too. Whoop. It's hard to get excited but geez, it's the job I've been looking for. I guess I was hoping it would pay more. On the plus side, I'll have more hours a day to screw off than I'll know what to do with. EMP, here I come!

I promised I'd get photos, be prepared.

This is a picture of me:


This is what my family thinks I look like:


Of course, if that's me, then this is my sister:


I hope you all have been duly frightened.