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That was the sound of this little idea going over. At least, so far, and with the LiveJournal crowd. Am I the only one who didn't think highschool was so bad? Apparently not, not yet.
Nonetheless, I think it was a good idea whether or not it gets pursued. Meanwhile, I'll just have to work hard to keep my little black book complete and up to date. Just as you all seem happy with I guess.
Neophytes.
~~~~~~~__________I still have a life too, you know?_________~~~~~~~
Stepping backwards from this afternoon
God Is Good Most of the Time (the Linus Van Pelt remix)
I pumped the Gas at the Arco, and Lo, forgot did I to take of the Receipt, which thwarts the unscrupulous Thieves. Having been given a premonition from Divine Providence that Thievery may occur, turned around I did and returned to the Arco. Behold! My pump remained unsullied by stranger's hands, and my own Receipt did emerge. And there was much Rejoicing.
Dead things are Gross
As soon as I walked in the door at work I was assailed by my co-worker Brandi who made it exceedingly clear that the disgusting rat in the driveway was to be removed quickly, and by Me, the man in the office. Now, I hate rats. I hate dead ones slightly less than I hate live ones. Mostly decomposed ones to be thrown away, however, are tying for first. I thought it wouldn't be so bad, after all, it sure isn't going to bite or something. Yeah I thought that, until I looked closer at it. You ever seen maggots before? Not in the movies, I mean real ones. They have got to be the most disgusting creature I've ever seen in the wild. I mean, seriously. Absolutely vile. It would have been less miserable had I a shovel or some proper tool, but 18" of cardboard is really not enough of a buffer to ensure non-vomitude.
Of course, I made it, without any rising-bile action even! But I really don't care to think about it anymore.
Job Interviews are good, if Stressful
Intarviewed at Magic Toyota for a job as a parts driver. I hope it works out, it would just be so Divine to have the first place I called this summer hire me for the remainder of same. Of course, they think they're getting me for years to come, ha! ha! I'll know by Friday. Prayer? Hm?
Chicks good! Conflicting schedules bad!
Well I've been trying to have a LAN party this here Friday, and been trying for a month now, but here comes an old crush saying "help me raise money for my mission trip this friday! I'll feed you and take you to my house to watch a movie on friday!"
Every guy reading this just cringed.
So in the oddest of moves, I'm kind of making it hard to have a party on Friday because if it's canceled I get a measure of female freedom. If it's not I must content myself with second best in females and first with tha bros. "Bros before hoes" y'all say. This bro says that's bullshit. Of course, if my lan party mailing list got wind of this, they'd kill me, so allow me to disclaim by saying I would never sabotage a party that's been planned and appears to be working. I just want to make sure it's worth my time to attend and plan because I'm a busy guy and so are you. I'm sick of planning parties on a week's notice and having it be me and Ryan, and this week Ryan's not even here! These sure are a lot of work and headaches to throw and I want the fun to attend in equal amounts. I don't think that's such a bad mentality.
Jesus, Etc.
In my thrice-yearly, can't-find-it-online,-can't-copy-it,-want-it-anyway corporate music shaft-taking, I bought Wilco's insanely great Summerteeth new. You'll see me quote it often, most likely. Let's get started right away
Theres a whisper I would like to breathe
Into your ear But I'm too scared
To get that close To you right now
Ok, not the best quote ever. But the song! Oh my. Listen if you can.
I heard the Kearnses are moving to like Tennsylvania or Arkanistan or some godforsaken southern state... unfortunate. I hope their farewell shindig at the Junck's is well-attended. <gloat>Oh, what? You didn't know about it? Well I guess that group idea isn't so bad after all, is it? <gloat/>
Well, that about wraps up my life for now. I hope your summer is going as good or better than mine so far.
Nonetheless, I think it was a good idea whether or not it gets pursued. Meanwhile, I'll just have to work hard to keep my little black book complete and up to date. Just as you all seem happy with I guess.
Neophytes.
~~~~~~~__________I still have a life too, you know?_________~~~~~~~
Stepping backwards from this afternoon
God Is Good Most of the Time (the Linus Van Pelt remix)
I pumped the Gas at the Arco, and Lo, forgot did I to take of the Receipt, which thwarts the unscrupulous Thieves. Having been given a premonition from Divine Providence that Thievery may occur, turned around I did and returned to the Arco. Behold! My pump remained unsullied by stranger's hands, and my own Receipt did emerge. And there was much Rejoicing.
Dead things are Gross
As soon as I walked in the door at work I was assailed by my co-worker Brandi who made it exceedingly clear that the disgusting rat in the driveway was to be removed quickly, and by Me, the man in the office. Now, I hate rats. I hate dead ones slightly less than I hate live ones. Mostly decomposed ones to be thrown away, however, are tying for first. I thought it wouldn't be so bad, after all, it sure isn't going to bite or something. Yeah I thought that, until I looked closer at it. You ever seen maggots before? Not in the movies, I mean real ones. They have got to be the most disgusting creature I've ever seen in the wild. I mean, seriously. Absolutely vile. It would have been less miserable had I a shovel or some proper tool, but 18" of cardboard is really not enough of a buffer to ensure non-vomitude.
Of course, I made it, without any rising-bile action even! But I really don't care to think about it anymore.
Job Interviews are good, if Stressful
Intarviewed at Magic Toyota for a job as a parts driver. I hope it works out, it would just be so Divine to have the first place I called this summer hire me for the remainder of same. Of course, they think they're getting me for years to come, ha! ha! I'll know by Friday. Prayer? Hm?
Chicks good! Conflicting schedules bad!
Well I've been trying to have a LAN party this here Friday, and been trying for a month now, but here comes an old crush saying "help me raise money for my mission trip this friday! I'll feed you and take you to my house to watch a movie on friday!"
Every guy reading this just cringed.
So in the oddest of moves, I'm kind of making it hard to have a party on Friday because if it's canceled I get a measure of female freedom. If it's not I must content myself with second best in females and first with tha bros. "Bros before hoes" y'all say. This bro says that's bullshit. Of course, if my lan party mailing list got wind of this, they'd kill me, so allow me to disclaim by saying I would never sabotage a party that's been planned and appears to be working. I just want to make sure it's worth my time to attend and plan because I'm a busy guy and so are you. I'm sick of planning parties on a week's notice and having it be me and Ryan, and this week Ryan's not even here! These sure are a lot of work and headaches to throw and I want the fun to attend in equal amounts. I don't think that's such a bad mentality.
Jesus, Etc.
In my thrice-yearly, can't-find-it-online,-can't-copy-it,-want-it-anyway corporate music shaft-taking, I bought Wilco's insanely great Summerteeth new. You'll see me quote it often, most likely. Let's get started right away
Theres a whisper I would like to breathe
Into your ear But I'm too scared
To get that close To you right now
Ok, not the best quote ever. But the song! Oh my. Listen if you can.
I heard the Kearnses are moving to like Tennsylvania or Arkanistan or some godforsaken southern state... unfortunate. I hope their farewell shindig at the Junck's is well-attended. <gloat>Oh, what? You didn't know about it? Well I guess that group idea isn't so bad after all, is it? <gloat/>
Well, that about wraps up my life for now. I hope your summer is going as good or better than mine so far.
