This page will be updated as greed warrants. Peace on earth and all that jazz.
- The Best Cheese Grater In The Universe
- Electricity Goblin Detector
- Nerdy Management Book
- Totally Sweet Tripod
- Plumber... IN SPAAACE!
- Nerdy Programming Book
- Handy Magnetic Knife Holder (or similar)
- Tiny Épée
- Manly Red Apron
- Blinky Movie-Watching And Wait-Reducing Box
- Ground-Pounding Boots, Size 11
- Invisible Wallet (far more practical than the invisible bike)
What do you want?