did you ever wish you had duck feet

[intjonathan]

If you have a pair of shoes which resemble either of these:



Place them in the trash immediately. You purchased them in a heady rush of aspiration and ignorance, and you look like a tool wearing them. Stop.

Now you may be saying, you're a tool for saying that, my shoes are awesome, and you are just words on the internet! I'm unfriending you! Fine. Enjoy being wrong. Just know that you are going to be passed over for that job in favor of someone wearing these:


Because they are shoes for cool people in a design that has lasted 200 years.

If this rant does not apply to you, congratulations! If it does, I hope you listened, and one less person is wearing duck feet.

Comments

[tenshiemi.livejournal.com]

Uggs I will never understand... It's not impossible to find warmth, comfort, and style in one boot.