then I wouldn't have this headache right now.
If you're reading, I'm sorry Graham, but that quote was so priceless and so appropriate for how I'm feeling that I couldn't resist.
Remember the big bang? Where everything started out in an infintessimally tiny ball of energy, fusing and reacting unto infinity, then, by some unknown force (perhaps the Midnight Bomber - what bombs at Midnight!! - was still around), this ball o' universe went POW (or maybe BANGed bigly) and there you are, the universe. Well this week has been all that in reverse. That's right, sometime Tuesday my universe went WOP (or maybe GNAB) and started shrinking into an insane few hours of infinity. I can feel it... closing in. I think by Monday it might POW (or BANG) again, and there you go: a universe, Jim, but not as you knew it.
If you're reading, I'm sorry Graham, but that quote was so priceless and so appropriate for how I'm feeling that I couldn't resist.
Remember the big bang? Where everything started out in an infintessimally tiny ball of energy, fusing and reacting unto infinity, then, by some unknown force (perhaps the Midnight Bomber - what bombs at Midnight!! - was still around), this ball o' universe went POW (or maybe BANGed bigly) and there you are, the universe. Well this week has been all that in reverse. That's right, sometime Tuesday my universe went WOP (or maybe GNAB) and started shrinking into an insane few hours of infinity. I can feel it... closing in. I think by Monday it might POW (or BANG) again, and there you go: a universe, Jim, but not as you knew it.