Pursuing happiness in the face of materialism, 2007 edition

[intjonathan]

This page will be updated as greed warrants. Peace on earth and all that jazz.

• The Best Cheese Grater In The Universe
• Electricity Goblin Detector
• Nerdy Management Book
• Totally Sweet Tripod
• Plumber... IN SPAAACE!
• Nerdy Programming Book
• Handy Magnetic Knife Holder (or similar)
• Tiny Épée
• Manly Red Apron
• Blinky Movie-Watching And Wait-Reducing Box
• Ground-Pounding Boots, Size 11
• Invisible Wallet (far more practical than the invisible bike)

What do you want?

Comments

[niralisse.livejournal.com]

I got it figured out, but it turns out it's designed specifically for hard cheeses like parmesan, so it's more of a sometimes tool. It's fun, but it works alongside another grater rather than instead of.